Ah Beng

[masduki]

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he aswered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead
of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it
to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .... what happened
to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"

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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed!

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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "

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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question
After much thought, he writes " Yes "

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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy i! t"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.

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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer
for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"

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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei !
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some
time,Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to
a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7
YRS".

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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"

[nono]

Terimakasih Kang Duki................... untuk ngakak hari ini..........





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Tentara Amerika masuk ke toko di Bagdad: "Condom please, size XL!"
Penjaga toko jawab: "Sorry Sir, no kid's size, we have only XXL or XXXL here!"

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Seorang Pria dgn terburu2 masuk ke WC Wanita dan si wanita menegur:
"THIS IS FOR LADIES!!". Si pria enggak kalah sengit sambil menunjuk
ke 'anunya' menjawab: "THIS IS FOR LADIES TOO !!!"

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NS'82

[agus mulyadi85]

Bisa bae yeh kang nono,cerita nu kitu mah mani gapah
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SEKALI BERGUNA,SETELAH ITU MATI

[nono]

[piet sofyatuddin]

walaupun namanya Tan Ah Beng (bukan Cimul), tetep aja ngakak abis !!!
terima kasih kang haji, atas menu ngakaknya hari ini !
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jangan pernah menyerah..............
MAJU teruss..... HUAJAR teruss....!!

[Taufik Zulfikar]

Thanks for Kang Duki and Kang Nono......xixixi lucu abis....xixixixixi

I lOVE YOU ALL
TZ

[Taufik Zulfikar]

MODERNISATION OF GIRLS:

1970 : Love me, but don't touch me.

1980 : Touch me, but don't kiss me.

1990 : Kiss me, but don't do anything more.

2000 : Do everything, but don't tel any one.

2010 : Do evrything, otherwise I will tel every one dat u can't do anything.


I LOVE YOU ALL
TZ

[piet sofyatuddin]

[eko supriyanto]

[Taufik Zulfikar]

Ikut Nambahin juga ah....Cerita nya Tan Ah Beng jadi Pelajar Anaknya Orang Arab, kirim email ke Bapaknya.....

Dear Abah.....

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here.....but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at college with my Pure Gold Ferrari 599-GTB... When all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train....

Your Son
Tan Ah Beng


The next day, Tan Ah Beng get a reply to his email from his Dad:


My Dear Loving Son,

To day, 50 Million US Dollars has just been transfered to your account. Please stop embarrassing us!!

Go get and Buy your self a train too!!!

Your Dad,
Abah.

xixixixixixi hihhiiii

[piet sofyatuddin]

[Achmad Wydia Septiono]

[Taufik Zulfikar]

Gimana Kang Pit ga marah.....si Arab seenaknya aja buang2 uang....nah sementara Kang Pit cari modal untuk gedein usahanya aja susah xixixixi ya kan Kang Pit???